It's not easy being green... or purple...

[lordshipmayhem]

Not content with painting the changeroom/bathroom at the local basketball court such a delicious shade of "Kermit the Frog needs a mint-flavoured Gravol", they've decided to paint the rest of the structure a delightful hue of "Muppet Monster in a Blender" purple. The effect defies description.

I can only assume it's a misguided attempt to ruin young children's appetites, so they don't gorge themselves on the offerings of the ice-cream truck and get pudgy.