And that, gentle readers, is why they call Missouri the "Show Me" State

[lordshipmayhem]

Canadians aren't the only ones who love beer. (OK, so we prefer something with a bit more kick and flavour than American "Love in a Canoe" beer, but I digress.)

This tale from the major metropolis of De Soto, Missouri, about the "nude male hula dancer" method of shoplifting beer is a case in point (too Freudian) a good example.

(Note: There's video in the article.)