"he wasn’t intoxicated"

[lordshipmayhem]

"Washington state man uses shotgun to loosen lug nut"

Quote from Kitsap County Deputy Scott Wilson: "“Nobody else was there and he wasn’t intoxicated.”

Dear Deputy Wilson: Are you SURE he wasn't intoxicated? Because he was either intoxicated, insane or inane.

Comments

[csi-tokyo3.livejournal.com]

He'd probably seen them shoot locks & tires off with shotguns before on TV & figured it would work for a lug nut.

[scruloose.livejournal.com]

If he'd had the car up on a lift, this would be a Darwin award. He might qualify for a runner-up as it is.