Fun with Spam

[lordshipmayhem]

A little nonsense courtesy of some idiot spammer:

You wondered how to obtain true masculinity. Here is the answer:

deedee caslick

And just who the [expletive deleted] is deedee caslick, and how can she help me obtain true masculinity... and whose definition of "true masculinity"? (Deedee: "The marketers' definition, of course!! Buy this!!")

I'm always suspicious about women named "Deedee", after one I met turned out to be a pathological liar.