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Nov. 22nd, 2007 05:39 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lordshipmayhemAttention, Toronto drivers:
That white stuff falling from the sky is NOT COCAINE!!! It's SNOW!!! That same white slippery shit that caused you to wrap your car around a tree last year, it's baaaaack!
And yet, when they see the stuff, the typical Toronto driver has no CLUE what this junk is. They have no idea what it does to driving conditions, they have no idea how slippery the roads get, and as a result: They drive like it was a bright, sunny day in the middle of an August heat wave. And as a result, this morning's commute was averaging (according to the cops) one accident per minute across the Greater Toronto Area. They'd had over 300 reported by noon.
That's despite the fact that the bulk of Toronto's drivers have driven in snow at least one year before...
That white stuff falling from the sky is NOT COCAINE!!! It's SNOW!!! That same white slippery shit that caused you to wrap your car around a tree last year, it's baaaaack!
And yet, when they see the stuff, the typical Toronto driver has no CLUE what this junk is. They have no idea what it does to driving conditions, they have no idea how slippery the roads get, and as a result: They drive like it was a bright, sunny day in the middle of an August heat wave. And as a result, this morning's commute was averaging (according to the cops) one accident per minute across the Greater Toronto Area. They'd had over 300 reported by noon.
That's despite the fact that the bulk of Toronto's drivers have driven in snow at least one year before...
