Stupid Criminal Tricks
Feb. 16th, 2008 10:08 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lordshipmayhemIt's time for more Stupid Criminal Tricks!!
From Japan comes this story with a lesson: If you're a wanted fugitive, you do NOT call the cops to complain about their handling of a completely unrelated case that you were not, I repeat not, involved in.
From Israel comes the latest definition of chutzpah: an attempt to use bribes paid to officials in a foreign country as a corporate tax deduction.
From beautiful (...er) downtown Toronto, we have this cute little tale of the slowest high-speed chase in Toronto's, and possibly North America's, history. Yes, slower than OJ Simpson's Ford Bronco trip down LA freeways. After he bailed from the front-end loader, all cops had to do to catch the felon was to follow his footprints through the new-fallen snow.
Speaking of snow, right now Crescent Town Road is down to a single lane. Not "a single lane each way", a SINGLE lane. How we've managed to avoid having a serious head-on collision there I haven't a clue.
See everyone at the Gathering this afternoon!!
From Japan comes this story with a lesson: If you're a wanted fugitive, you do NOT call the cops to complain about their handling of a completely unrelated case that you were not, I repeat not, involved in.
From Israel comes the latest definition of chutzpah: an attempt to use bribes paid to officials in a foreign country as a corporate tax deduction.
From beautiful (...er) downtown Toronto, we have this cute little tale of the slowest high-speed chase in Toronto's, and possibly North America's, history. Yes, slower than OJ Simpson's Ford Bronco trip down LA freeways. After he bailed from the front-end loader, all cops had to do to catch the felon was to follow his footprints through the new-fallen snow.
Speaking of snow, right now Crescent Town Road is down to a single lane. Not "a single lane each way", a SINGLE lane. How we've managed to avoid having a serious head-on collision there I haven't a clue.
See everyone at the Gathering this afternoon!!