Itchy Tentacle Relief

[lordshipmayhem]

Are your tentacles itchy? Are you suffering from Athlete's Tentacle? Then check out this product (ad is from the 1980's).

^_^

Comments

[musicgeekstress.livejournal.com]

wow, that's the only purpose I could gain from that.

[kojiro-san.livejournal.com]

The fact that she was being so motherly and nice to that cephalopod implies that he is her unholy spawn, product of woman and Kraken. Here's one for the Guinness books!

[morganskye.livejournal.com]

Hmm, so that's what happens after the kinky school girl sex. The poor monster is whipped into husband-hood and relies on his past conquest to take care of him. *shakes head* How sad.