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[lordshipmayhem]

I'm sorry, but evil just should not look this cute.

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Neither should this evil look this cute.  Sarah Palin is everything I don't want in a Veep, but it looks like she's getting support from women across the political spectrum - don't voters, y'know, study the candidates before deciding who to vote for?  ("Hey, I like her hair, I'll vote for her!")  She is:
 - pro-wire-coat-hanger (which she pronounces as "pro-life".  Apparently all the letters in "wire", "coat" and 'hanger" are silent.)
 - pro teaching superstition and myth in science class (see "creationism")
 - a member of a church that believes "being gay" is a disease that can be cured by prayer.   (Psst: it's not a disease, any more than having brown hair or hazel eyes)
 - anti-sex-ed, pro-abstinence (yes, and that really worked with your daughter, didn't it - and with so many other teens in a state with one of the highest rates of under-eighteen pregnancy in the continent)... come to think of it, even Sarah had a bun in the oven when she got married at 18.  Must be those six-months' long winter nights.

Don't let me mislead you into thinking I don't think she's got her positive side:
 - She should prove an able administrator, she's got more experience than any of the other candidates.  I mean, even Hillary has only run the country for four years...
 - She sticks to her guns, unlike so many "waffle-house" politicians
 - She's a MILF, as long as you stick to fantasy.  Her husband's a little too heavily armed to make the reality appealing, and then there's all that religious-nutbar baggage...

By the way, that crack she made about the difference between hockey moms and pit bulls being lipstick?  I don't get it:  I've NEVER seen lipstick on ANY pit bull, be it canine or otherwise.

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Ever wonder whether magical girls grew up and got married? Me neither, but apparently someone in Japan did. This crew also liked the ancient sitcom Bewitched, the name of the show riffing off of the Japanese name for the old sitcom. Thing is, her magical girl outfit isn't getting any bigger than it was in middle school, so as she grew up, it became more revealing - she's now, as the title of the drama CD puts it, 17 years and 3,652 days old. 13 episodes, but whether it's filled with stupidity or clever repartee I haven't a clue.

Comments

[fpelayo.livejournal.com]

I sure hope that support she's getting is just from people who haven't done their homework on her... yet. I was feeling pretty good about the Dems' chances after her speech - most of the comments on CNN that night were from people turned off by her. (even a good number of Rep.'s switched to the Obama camp :D)

As for dogs and lipstick: :P

http://ihasahotdog.com/2008/09/07/funny-dog-pictures-i-prettyer-wid-lipstiks/

[lordshipmayhem.livejournal.com]

Very funny.

In the cold light of day, she seems to have had a positive impact on McCain's support among the (formerly unimpressed) social conservatives of the Republicans, and even a significant proportion among the women of the Democratic party seem to find the ticket far more attractive than their Democratic alternative.

Terrifying.

[musicgeekstress.livejournal.com]

James Urbaniak, who is an actor that does a voice on one my favourite shows "The Venture Brothers", hates, absolutely hates Sarah Palen with a passion and has been making this point daily through his blog, which I subscribe to. Anywho, one of his most recent amusing posts I just had to share with you:

http://urbaniak.livejournal.com/169488.html?nc=30&style=mine

In another he compares McCain and Palin to the meeting of David Lynch's Eraserhead with the Chipmunk Lady Who Lives In the Radiator. Pure Hilarity.

[lordshipmayhem.livejournal.com]

Aww, why so hard on an unwed mother. (Sarah's eldest was born at full-term... less than 9 months after his parents wed. Granted she was 24 at the time. Apparently the apple doesn't fall very far from the tree.)

[musicgeekstress.livejournal.com]

I just like how the article he links to suggests how The Pill is true cause of all the out-of-wedlock pregnancies-- yeah, because the Right-Wing have taught you to not to believe in it, fuck-nut!

He also goes on to say that the Liberal Media are so hard on Palin and her politcal success despite having 5 children suggesting that woman can't be successful if they have children ..Evil Liberal Media....but wait, wasn't it the right wing that glorifies the role of the stay-at-home mother?

Retarded, Retarded, Retarded....on both sides. This wouldn't be so hard on the brain if we didn't have out own stupidity to deal with on our own side of the Border. Harper's Campaign Slogan? "Might as well stick with Harper" Really? So like, the Conservatives admit that they're not that lackluster? Gee, that really motivates the common voter. I think the Conservatives are aiming to win a default election by proxy of antipathic voter turn out. Those Dubious Bastards!

[lordshipmayhem.livejournal.com]

Yes, the Pill is part of a secret left-wing conspiracy to allow us to enjoy our sex lives by fooling us into thinking it prevents conception! I heard it on the Colbert Report!!

BTW, want to know a Big Fat Secret about Harper? For all his Alberta Conservative street cred, he's secretly... a Toronto boy.

True. He actually grew up in North Toronto, not that far from me. Played for the GTHL.

[musicgeekstress.livejournal.com]

He's like that spurned kid who secretly vowed revenge when he got older and became more powerful. He must have really hated his time in Toronto to disown the city as he has as Prime Minister. I want him out!!