Stupid Criminal Tricks

[lordshipmayhem]

This one is for the gold medal.

Let's see where this starts sounding stupid, even to someone patently unqualified to man a mop, shall we?

- Let's steal this truck
- The truck that is located 100 yards away from where police are doing spot checks
- A truck that belongs to a police officer
- Said police officer is, ah, 100 yards away at the aforementioned police road block.
- Let's drive this truck right past the police spot-check.
- Now, being hemmed in, let's go out on foot.
- Let's ignore the fact this police officer is a long-distance runner and a fitness instructor and you are not

(Notice how often the word "police" gets mentioned above?)

D'oh!

(In the idiot's defence, he had no clue who the truck belonged to, but still... 100 yards from where police are standing?)