Movies movies movies!!

[lordshipmayhem]

[Sumomo]: So daddy weft me aww awone this afternoon again. He went to see this movie. A drinking one, I think: Fur-Covered Beer and the Glass of Tabasco Sauce. That sounds about right...

[Mayhem]: That's Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Potter, not porter.

[Sumomo]: Or maybe it was The Hirsute Plate Maker.

[Mayhem]: "H-a-r-r-y P-o-t-t-e-r": Proper name. And. The. Goblet. Of. Fire.

[Sumomo]: Anyway, he had a good time. I'm SURE of it. BWAAA!! Want Daddy to take me wif him next time!!!

[Mayhem}: Sumomo, here, lie down on the desk and stop walking across the keyboard.

[Sumomo]: Pway "Funky Cat Maybe" for me pweeze?

[Mayhem]: (Sigh) Sure, sure.

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