Stock Crosby is in my bad books!

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Planet Lord Mayhem

'I honestly have no idea how Lord Mayhem got started as God. It seems like a pile of far-fetched crap to me. I'd rather just watch television or scratch my ass than worship a clumsy, ill-mannered God like Lord Mayhem.' (Michal Blake)

Religion In Lord Mayhem's World

• Lord Mayhemist 45%
  (552,603,740 believers)
• Dustilyism 13%
  (159,641,080 believers)
• Poltroonity 19%
  (233,321,579 believers)
• Uplightsist 19%
  (233,321,579 believers)
• Victoryity 4%
  (49,120,332 believers)

Population : 1,228,008,313
World Ends : 10th Dec 2036
Nuclear Capable : American Samoa, Aruba, Eritrea, India, Virgin Islands
Nuked Countries : American Samoa, Aruba, Eritrea, India

Lord Mayhem's Wrath!!

• In an attempt to intimidate His left-winged opponents, God appeared on National Television forewarning of serious ass slappings for anyone who thought that the Death Penalty was a bad idea.


• After trying to impregnate Ozell Hanley with His divine seed and failing, Lord Mayhem has sworn that He will get his revenege on both the young mistress and Andorra for rearing such a young infidel.


• 'Obese male crossdressers, have I a horrid revelation for you! I have put a stop to the production of women's PVC corsets in Size 26 or above. You must now resort to menswear otherwise attempt to squeeze into a 24!

The Anti-Lord Mayhem

In the end the Anti-Lord Mayhem proved to be an unlikely one in Sudan's Brittney Dangerfield a 71-year-old woman.

The Saviour

In the beginning there was Lord Mayhem. Lord Mayhem hated everything and everyone. That is why He sent his half-wit son Mathew Gately to attempt to save both our minds and our spirits through poorly-guided yoga lessons.

This is the End

On 10th Dec 2036 The President of Nigeria Stock Crosby launched a deadly nuclear attack on all 6 continents killing everyone in the world including those within his own country.

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And now for something completely different...

I'm being beeped. My second power bar, which used to be my backup power supply, just lost the last of its battery, and is beeping incessantly. As it powers my Internet connection, I'm going to be logging off shortly. It's driving both me and Sumomo nuts. Tomorrow I'm going to buy a new bar. (At this rate, it'll be a licenced bar.)

So is the wind - driving Sumomo nuts. When "the dragon howls" like it does right now, I end up with one monumentally affectionate pussycat. And right now, she needs some reassurance that "the dragon" isn't going to burst through the walls and eat her.

Later, gang!!