Dumb Canadian Drivers
Mar. 6th, 2006 09:51 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lordshipmayhem(this one sounds more like it belongs to Dad - he is a retired firefighter, after all...
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Toronto Drivers Are Very Intelligent (not)
King and Spadina. The driver has his snout halfway out into Spadina: a four lane road. As in, the butt end of his car is about half a carlength beyond the pedestrian crossing. The light changes and he backs up. Ends up blocking the curb lane because he can't back up more than halfway across the pedestrian crossing. Remember that big sold line your front bumper isn't supposed to cross at a red light? About a half carlength behind his rear bumper. Horns galore as the curb lane drivers are trying to cross King.
(To make these antics funnier, there were precisely zero (0) cars behind him for at least a block, so he could have backed up halfway to Wayne Gretzky's restaurant.)
"Vhe are too soon olt und too late schmart." At this witless wonder's rate, he won't live long enough to get old.
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Well, here we go. I'm going to upgrade (again) my computer's operating system, to Mandriva's LE2006.
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Toronto Drivers Are Very Intelligent (not)
King and Spadina. The driver has his snout halfway out into Spadina: a four lane road. As in, the butt end of his car is about half a carlength beyond the pedestrian crossing. The light changes and he backs up. Ends up blocking the curb lane because he can't back up more than halfway across the pedestrian crossing. Remember that big sold line your front bumper isn't supposed to cross at a red light? About a half carlength behind his rear bumper. Horns galore as the curb lane drivers are trying to cross King.
(To make these antics funnier, there were precisely zero (0) cars behind him for at least a block, so he could have backed up halfway to Wayne Gretzky's restaurant.)
"Vhe are too soon olt und too late schmart." At this witless wonder's rate, he won't live long enough to get old.
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Well, here we go. I'm going to upgrade (again) my computer's operating system, to Mandriva's LE2006.