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BONGBONGBONGBONGBONG

Sleep is not coming easily to anyone tonight.

BONGBONGBONGBONGBONG

Someone pulled a fire alarm somewhere.

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Accent, from Caribbean I think: "We have a fire alarm on da (marblemouth) Floor. Da decision to go or stay is... yours... If you decide to go please use de elevators.. (no dat's not right...)"

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(About 7 minutes of "alert tone" later...)
Whisper, with Southern Ontario accent): "You press this button here, release it and wait for a count of three..."

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and it's on the 29th floor.

That was 7 minutes of bongs so far, and counting.

When it ends, you'll know - the press will be reporting that someone's confessed to being the shooter on the grassy knoll...

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